Trapped in the basement of a theatre?

An insight from Julie:

I watched a "Monk" episode tonight, where Monk sought to prove that a great magician had killed his neighbor. He ends up trapped in the basement under the stage of the magician's auditorium, where the magician planned to kill him. The magician's assistant (and fiance) has a change of heart and, as she takes a cord to "strangle" Monk, she produces the handcuff key from her mouth and precedes to try and pass it to Monk with a kiss. Of course, Monk, with all his phobias, refuses it and the key clatters to the floor in front of the magician. Luckily for the assistant (and Mr. Monk, for that matter), the cops and Natalie arrive just in time.

My point:
First, if you don't already watch "Monk" there is no time like the present to become a fan.
and,
Second, if you ever find yourself tied up in the basement under a stage, and the assistant has a change of heart and desires to pass you the key to your freedom by a brief touch of the lips, KISS HER!